30 Funny Jokes That Will Make Your Kids Laugh

Kids love laughter, and their innocence comes out clearly when they laugh their hearts out. Thus, the best way to make friends with kids is to make them laugh without thinking about anything else. 

Well, jokes for kids need not be very lengthy or have a hint of sarcasm. They can be, without any sense, simple but should be good enough to tickle their funny bone. Also, unlike adults, kids do not apply any kind of logic to jokes or, for that matter, anything that gives them happiness.

This is why many such jokes have been created which reflect life in an unusual way for kids. These jokes help them travel to a creative world without stress, tears, or unhappiness. This is a world of only smiles, happiness, and joy.

After all, the kids’ world can make a duck talk, and a robot do martial arts! And who can forget a barbie doll doing make-up and participating in fashion shows? 

Amusing Jokes for Kids

Let us walk through some funny jokes that will make your kids laugh. These jokes have been created keeping in mind the innocent age and imagination of the kids. 

One-Liners for kids

Give your kids a funny one-liner and enjoy their reactions of smiles and giggles.

Joke:  I was about to tell you a pizza joke, but it got too cheesy!

Joke: I wanted to be a doctor but never got any patients!

Joke: The more I try to dry my towel, the wetter it gets!

Joke:  I flew into my town, and my arms feel so tired!

Joke: I was trying to do my homework, and my pencil broke, so now it has become pointless! 

Funny School Jokes

School is the next best place for kids after home. So, let us read through some of the amusing jokes about schools.

Joke: What is the paper saying to the pencil?

Come on, write on!

Joke:  Why was the maths book looking sad? 

Well, it had lots of problems to take care of!

Joke: Which country do pencils belong to?

Pennsylvania

Joke: Why did teachers give detention to the bikes?

Well, they spoke too much!

Joke: What were the kids doing on rainy days?

They were playing bored games!

Joke: What did the science teacher use to freshen her breath?

She used experi-mints!

Joke: What did the student say to the teacher after he missed the first day of school?

No, ma’am. I didn’t miss it at all.

Joke: What were the elves learning in the school?

Elf-abet. 

Joke: Why was the music teacher not able to start her car?

Because her keys were on the piano. 

Some More Funny Jokes

Joke: What was the younger corn saying to mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

Joke: What was olaf having for dinner?

Snowflakes were his favorite!

Joke: What is that one thing that goes up but doesn’t come down?

A person’s age

Joke: Why do not any shape talks to the circle?

Because there is no point.

Joke: What did Daisy Duck say to the shopkeeper when she purchased lipstick?

Please, put it on my bill.

Joke: Where did the polar bear save his money?

Snowbank

Hilarious Food Jokes

Kids love to eat good food. So why not make them laugh at what they eat?

Joke: What do you use to open up a banana?

A mon-key!

Joke: Why did the orange wear sunscreen?

So that they do not get peeled!

Joke: What was the cake saying to the fork?

Psst! Do you want a piece of me?

Joke: Why was the road filled with peanut butter?

To go along with the traffic jam.

Joke: What is a fake noodle called?

An impasta!

Joke: Which room doesn’t have doors?

Mushroom.

Joke: What is a stolen cheddar called?

Nacho cheese

Joke: Why did the girl throw a stick of butter out the window?

Well, she wanted to see a butterfly!

Joke: Why did the cookie go to the nurse?

He felt crumby

Joke: How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience. 

Final Words

If you are also seeking some funny jokes to spend some good time with your kids, do go through these jokes as mentioned above. These jokes are bound to help you get closer to your kids and get involved in their lives in a fun way. Happy joking!

 

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